typicalwelshnonsense:

I think my favorite thing about Night Vale is that they literally don’t give a fuck. They don’t give a fuck if a plane teleports into the gym, or the gravity turns off, or that one of the mysterious hooded figures brazenly steals babies. They just accept it and move on with their lives.

But if you so much as touch one hair on Carlos’ head then they banish you to the desert to give haircuts to cacti.

(via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

frozenfaery:

new years resolution: take care of myself like i’d take care of a puppy.

that means:

  • make sure i have enough food
  • give myself fresh water
  • take myself for walks
  • let myself have time to play
  • tell myself how loved and cute i am

(Source: fragilefaeries, via heatherbat)

paperpie:

Look. Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No. It’s just the void. Infinite and indifferent. We’re so small. So very very small.

paperpie:

Look. Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No. It’s just the void. Infinite and indifferent. We’re so small. So very very small.

(via cannedviennasausage)

(Source: hqlines, via jadieinthecity)

humanistichufflepuff:

randomconfusedwriter:


I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

Ok, can we just take a minute to appreciate how much work went into this? Keeping the puppy there, writing “Your dog really loses scrabble bad” all connected to each other, writing “growl” “woof” “snarl” all together, and writing “Im dashing” on his chip-holder-thing.
This dude put thought into his snark.

I never noticed that.

humanistichufflepuff:

randomconfusedwriter:

I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

Ok, can we just take a minute to appreciate how much work went into this? Keeping the puppy there, writing “Your dog really loses scrabble bad” all connected to each other, writing “growl” “woof” “snarl” all together, and writing “Im dashing” on his chip-holder-thing.

This dude put thought into his snark.

I never noticed that.

(Source: 9gag, via abbywhalen)

awkward-unitato:

 Reasons why kids cry..

(Source: naydoh, via myneglectedpage)

the-elaisa:

robotcrossoverofficial:

that last one would give me so many nightmares if I woke up to that

yeah but if you invert colors it will look like this:

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(Source: likeafieldmouse, via myneglectedpage)

fancypantswatson:

Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.

(via thoroughlysherlocked)

djtoe:

rollership:

Skinny Puppy sues the government for 600,000 for using their music to torture people. They will donate it to PTSD treatment.

*$666,000

(via tonybone98)

(Source: pizza-omelette, via lionsoulme)

premiium:

verysupernatural:

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

no you guys dont understand
she’s the voice actress for korra
she is the avatar

o m f g

premiium:

verysupernatural:

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

no you guys dont understand

she’s the voice actress for korra

she is the avatar

o m f g

(via justbifurious)

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)